The 5th Judge on American Idol Season 9

I wonder if “Idol” fans and critics are still divided over Paula Abdul’s replacement or have they started to accept the dynamics that Ellen DeGeneres brought to the show? Of course, out of all the judges, Ellen has the least music industry credential. Sitting beside a record producer (Randy Jackson), a songwriter (Kara DioGuardi) and a record label magnate (Simon Cowell), Ellen has her popular TV hosting skills to her name.

Behind all that panel controversy, this season has a bunch of good talents.

Michelle Delamor’s rendition of Creed’s With Arms Wide Open really wowed the judges and the audience. She was sporting a cutesy rocker outfit with a leather jacket and the judges loved the fact that she listened to their advice. But enough with the girls, let’s look at the men who’s rocking our eyes and hearts this season.

John Park sang John Mayer’s gravity but didn’t make much of an impression on me. I guess I’m not big on Asian features anyway –that’s why I am not really crushing on John.

Let’s take a look at the other male contestants.

Alex Lambert –what’s with the checkered jacket and three layers of clothing? That get-up hurts the eye. I’d rather see you naked behind that guitar you strum ever so gently.

Casey James. He sang “I Don’t Want to Be” and with that long stretch of blonde hair, he’s everything a girl can dream of –a rocker and a surfer dude all rolled into one. Does he have a surfer body built underneath his clothes? Can you imagine his blonde locks touching a woman’s soft body?

Kara is so lucky to be getting front seats to an imaginary peek show.

Tim Urban is another crooner to watch out for but what’s with his Beatles hair? Only a girl with wild fantasies about the Beatles can really date a guy with that hairdo.

And what about Simon Cowell? He’s looking hotter and hotter as he gets older. If I get to win an American Idol promo and get a chance to see the show LIVE in Los Angeles, I wouldn’t mind meeting Simon Cowell backstage. I’m sure he would have a strong grip when he shakes my hand. If only I can push him aside, suddenly shut him up and smother him with kisses behind the big curtains. He always has a sharp tongue on the show. I’d run my hand around his private area for a quick check if he really does have BIG balls to be making big critiques. Haha, I'd be the judge of that! ;)

My oh my, where are my thoughts going to? I was merely speculating on different scenarios. It’s not like I’d have the guts to do it given the chance.

The Doctor is Out!

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